Greetings to you, my sweet sandwich chompin lovers.

It's me, D. Trusts, and you are listening

to the Ducatruscle family hour podcast

being recorded as secret location that I cannot name yet.

First of all, I gotta start off with a deep,

sonic boom, level, cosmic celestial rainbow blast

of congratulatory goo to the people of Denver

who managed to decriminalize mushrooms.

If you're living in Denver now,

you can walk around with fungus in your pocket

without worrying that folks with guns

are gonna drag you into the back of a car

and take you to a jail cell where your teeth might get knocked

out by a bank robber.

And that, friends, is a beautiful step forward.

Not just because it makes Denver that much cooler

and Denver was already super cool.

It is home to one of the great comedy clubs on the planet,

maybe in the galaxy, maybe even in the universe,

not sure about the multiverse, the Denver comedy works.

And now it is a place that has a more sensible drug policy.

We're not there yet.

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