Anger is like flatulence, isn't it?

Insofar as it's far better to let it out in increments

than to let go with one humongous rattle.

Oh, well, yes, yeah.

Inasmuch as losing your temper is about transferring that anger to those closest to you.

Well, you're farting in the face of the person you love, aren't you?

If you ask the police, they will tell you that most murders are committed by a friend or relative of the victim.

They take place at home, in the office, on public transport, in a jacuzzi.

Are we still talking about murder?

A hammer hands up, the last three examples were specifically farting.

TVTL

Hey, welcome to my show, Everybody.

I know you did pay $100, but here, here's $100 back to you.

I'll tell you another thing, once you step inside this circle, the weather never changes.

It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.

Always.

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection

to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors,

but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grahameters.

You're hungry, you're confused, your face is streaked with dry tears.

You don't even remember when you started crying?

Let's get to the jokes.

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