#3357 Winning Streaker

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Andrew realizes that he's too old for modern light bulbs, and Luke has a new hero: A 90-year old man who took out a newspaper ad complaining about his internet service.

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0:00.0	Go on to see me?
0:01.0	Yeah, obviously.
0:02.0	Is it serious?
0:06.0	Wow.
0:07.0	Andy, Joe, we're a little scared.
0:09.0	OK, right there.
0:11.0	Right there is a problem.
0:13.0	There have been reports around the office
0:15.0	that you have been talking baby talk.
0:19.0	Why would people say that?
0:20.0	Well, I have done good authority
0:23.0	that you said the following.
0:25.0	You read that back to me?
0:27.0	Andy, have a boo-boo tummy.
0:29.0	Would you rather me say,
0:32.0	hey, guys, my irritable bowel syndrome
0:35.0	is flaring up.
0:36.0	OK.
0:37.0	Crazy diarrhea happening right now.
0:38.0	Because things get real adult, real fast.
0:40.0	You are also on record as saying,
0:42.0	widow, ittle, footy, woodies,
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