5-0-3 to go, someone has run on the field, some guy with a bra.

And now he's not being chased, he's running down the middle of a 40.

Arms in the air and a victory salute.

He's pulling down his pants, put up your pants, my man.

Pull up those pants, he's being chased at a 30, he breaks the tackle from the security guard.

The 20 down the middle, the 10, the 5, he slides at the 1, and they converge on him at the goal line.

And the players with hands on hips at the other end of the field are looking at him and shaking their head and saying,

why, oh, why, is this taking place in a Super Bowl?

T-B-T-L.

Well, with all due respect, I mean, I hate to admit this, but I mean, I don't think I've been online in, you know,

a couple days or weeks or whatever, something that's really an unimportant thing to me.

My face, your face, instant face, go talk to whoever you want, it does that stuff, I don't know.

Okay, this is what I would do, I would start with a joke.

Joke, Vince Vaughn quote, obviously.

Swingers or Crashers?

Fred Claus.

I could really lay him out quickly, with him out of the way, I think we're just going to be 360 spins and slam dunk pointers.

Alright, hello, good morning, welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be, too beautiful to live.

Just study it out and you'll see.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.

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