#3350 Below Deck Down Under S04E14 Part One: Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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This is part one of a two-part recap!
Tensions come to a head between Daisy and Ellie on Below Deck Down Under as a shrimp cocktail threatens to undermine the whole boat. Meanwhile, Mike, self-proclaimed HOD, finds himself in a hairy situation. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens. |
| 0:04.0 | Watch what happens when there's so much that crap is. |
| 0:07.0 | Well, hello, and welcome to watch our crappins a podcast. What happens when there's so much that crap is. |
| 0:28.5 | Well, hello and welcome to watch our crap ends a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we'd love to talk about. |
| 0:37.6 | I'm Ben Mantle Kerr, and I'm joined today not only by Ronnie Karam, but also a third member of the podcast. |
| 0:41.6 | It's the morning dove outside my window singing its huge hit. |
| 0:46.7 | What a classic. |
| 0:48.8 | What a classic morning dove. |
| 0:55.2 | Let me tell you something. When I hear that song, on, I'm like, this is my jam morning dove outside my window. |
| 1:01.1 | Who-hoo, who, who, who, who, who, who. |
| 1:04.7 | Hi, everyone. |
| 1:05.8 | Welcome to watcher crappins. |
| 1:08.1 | Ha ha ha ha ha. crap ends. I got a morning dove. |
| 1:16.6 | I'm a dove. |
| 1:17.6 | I'm going to poop on your silk because I'm a dove. |
| 1:21.6 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:23.6 | Morning dove. |
| 1:24.6 | So the morning dove, they're so adorable. |
| 1:26.6 | Got two morning doves and they are, they're like the most adorable little lovebirds literally sitting next to each other every single day. They sit at a different part of my patio and they just poop all over the place. Just poop, poop, poop, poop. And just everywhere. Morning, like my days are now spent hosing down my patio from morning dove poop |
| 1:46.2 | but they are so cute together and I caught them caught them getting intimate it's just a life |
| 1:50.8 | out here it really is like watching below deck which is what we're actually you're to talk about today |
| 1:54.2 | Ronnie how's it going good not better now I have morning deaf porn in my head I mean could |
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