To be fair, everything of my life has been a little long lately. Hello and welcome to the next episode of Table Top Champions.

I'm Lauren your Dungeon Master, and with me tonight we have Ben, who plays Carthian.

Hello.

Matt, who plays Mordecai.

Howdy y'all?

Stephanie who plays Vexis. Uh, hoi-hoi. And Kyle, who plays Wolfgang? Rib it and rip it. Wow. Talk about it. Bless from the past. Who wants to do the recap? Matt, you've been doing pretty good about the recap. Do you remember what happened last time, buddy? I was mean to you last time. That's what I remember.

Yeah. You turned me into a chicken. I did.

I thought I want to hit you. Because all I want to do is be a good boy in study.

You're not allowed to have pints of moments. I hate to break it to you, Matthew.

Fair enough. I'm to break it to you, Matthew. Fair enough.

I'm sorry.

So, yeah, I was, like, exploring while Cartham was hanging out with the conductor, the

conductor, like, repairing the train while Wolfgang and Vexas were kind of exploring the area. They went out drinking, I think, or something along those lines. I might be totally wrong. Some food. And I apparently actually found more of Kynum's book. And when I touched it, I turned it into a chicken.

So you have for touching more than kind in his book. Yeah.

I probably should have looked closer, but that's what happens.

Learned from Ben's mistakes.

Yeah.

But, yeah, that's all I can really remember.

I have old man brain right now.

That's super fair. So So yeah, that did happen.

And Vexus and Wolfgang were making the way back to the train. And they came across this massive

arachnid, like creature that tried to ambush them and then got its ass kicked. Carthane did go off

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