334 - Bwak Bawk Mother F#!%*&$
Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)
Tabletop Champions
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🗓️ 28 October 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the next episode of Tabletop Champions. |
| 0:26.1 | I'm Lauren your Dungeon Master, and with me tonight, we have Kyle, who plays Wolfgang. |
| 0:30.5 | You're a great big fat lady. |
| 0:34.1 | Sorry, is that the worst quote from silence and limbs? |
| 0:37.1 | I get amused? |
| 0:39.1 | I can think I'm a worse one. |
| 0:41.4 | Please don't. |
| 0:42.3 | It's okay. |
| 0:43.8 | Stephanie, who plays Vexis. |
| 0:47.2 | I was really debating if I use, like, you know, a bill reference. |
| 0:52.5 | It's okay. |
| 0:53.0 | A hoi-hoi. |
| 0:58.0 | Matt, who plays Mordecai i don't have a halloween theme quote i'm sorry and ben who plays carthane oh hello guys |
| 1:07.1 | how's it going i'm kind of disappointed with myself. |
| 1:11.6 | I don't have a quote. |
| 1:12.9 | I was just so tempted because there is an actual worst quote you can pull from |
| 1:17.0 | Silence of the Lambs, but I'm not going to. |
| 1:19.8 | You can hold on to that one for a rainy day. |
| 1:23.0 | Well, if you remember the movie, when she's walking to meet Hannibal Lecter for the first time, there's another prisoner who yells something at her. |
| 1:35.3 | I'll put a chat, what he says. |
| 1:36.9 | You just don't Google it yourself at home, but I'm not going to put it on the podcast. |
| 1:43.4 | And that's the day we got canceled, kids. |
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