#3348 RHORI S1E06: Newport News
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island head to Newport for a weekend in a mega mansion. On the itinerary: a lunch with dolls, a dinner with masks, and some very passive aggressive comments. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens. Well, what happens when what happens. Well, hello welcome to Watchwood Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. |
| 0:27.1 | I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today, freshly broken up from his Sugar Daddy. |
| 0:32.9 | It's Ronnie Karam. |
| 0:34.0 | Hi, Ronnie. |
| 0:34.7 | How are you? |
| 0:35.9 | You okay? |
| 0:36.6 | Hello. |
| 0:42.6 | He is without sugar daddy now. |
| 0:48.2 | Just kidding. We're talking real housewives of Rhode Island today. Before we dive into that, |
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| 1:12.1 | That's where you will get your tickets. That's because we added a third show. I forgot to mention the first two sold out. So we'd love to have you join us. Be sure to read our newsletter. It's called Read What Crappens. That's on Patreon. Patreon.com slash watch what crapans. and Patreon is also where we get our access to to our weekly bonus episode as well as crap is on demand where you can watch us a week before this content goes on to |
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| 1:29.5 | Today, Rhode Island, it's big news. |
| 1:33.8 | Kelsey, broken up with a boyfriend. |
| 1:36.3 | And guess what? |
| 1:36.7 | They're going to go to Newport. |
| 1:38.7 | It's been all of, you know, 36 hours since they went to Newport. |
| 1:42.8 | But today, let's go back to Newport. Another day at Newport. Newport. Newport, there's nothing like a Newport Mansion. There's nothing like a Newport Mansion. I mean, they're amazing. Newport Mansion. So Kelsey is saying, I've been lucky enough to be a lady of leisure for 10 years now. My boyfriend's allowed me to live a life of not being able to work. And now I'm in a crossroads where I want more for myself. And then we cut over to Liz's house and Liz's looking at our cat. Like, Kansi, you want to walk? And then all of a sudden, bleeping, blipping. She's like, oh, yeah, I got a notification on my phone. Why don't we see what's going on my phone? Oh my God. And then we see Alicia, Alicia, walking outside with the daughter. And the daughter goes, it's so sunny today. I love the daughter has like Alicia's little, she has like a baby accent of Alicia. It's so fun. She does. I just sounded to that. It's so sunny today. |
| 2:35.0 | And then Alicia's like, yeah, whatever. |
| 2:36.4 | Oh, my God. |
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