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Okay, so let's get back to the show. So KJ is talking to Dara. He's been asleep for, I don't know, 72 hours or something. She's like, are you okay? And she's like, okay, so can I ask you this, like the week? Like, you know, how was telling everybody about our title? Like, because we have a title now. So like, had everybody take that? And he's like, I mean, I was nervous. I'm not going to lie, especially talking to the girls. She's like, yeah, they ask card questions. And he's like, yeah, but like, I told them that I need you to ask me the tough questions.

Yeah. So, great, great news from that front with them. And now in West's room, he's putting on a white sweater with black stripes. And he's like, he's like, oh, this is like a crazy outfit, but like whatever, I don't care. Because like, West, that's his whole like aesthetic is he sort of has like a ragamuffin hipster

vibes yeah puts on oversized things it actually does look good i think his style is good

his flat style is terrible he's trying to be a tic-tuck teenager and then his other style is like

i'm gonna see if i can bring back like art teacher from eighth grade chic.

Like I'm just going to wear a poncho. Yeah. See how people take it. Weird things. But I just don't like when he wears things to make himself look like a cute little boy. When he has like the sleeves extra long, I'm like that drives me. And it's like little fingers come out. Like a little armadillo. So, and I say Armadillo because i just saw a viral video of an armadillo chasing an apple and then wrapping its body around the apple and it's the cutest thing and i'll send it to you ronnie because you're going to watch it for like 10 times over today got that's so weird that you brought up armadillos because i saw vultures eating an armadillo the other day on the road fucking Texas. I'm telling you. It's brutal here. It's brutal. So, um,

I was going to say,

were you in St. Louis, where there's a surprisingly large amount of armadillos? Yeah, armadillos just jumping up into car grills and shit. So, um, Jesse's peeing and Sierra comes in. She's like, oh, my God, are you peeing? I almost saw your Johnson.

And he just rinses his hands. She's like, that's how you wash your hands gross. So he's like, what's going on? She's like, yeah, my old stomping around this room. He's like, I'm really happy that you and West are friends again. She goes, yeah, does baby feel settled in his home now that mommy and dad you are getting along? He's like,

yeah, baby feels good. Baby got back. That's not what that means. So how do you think Kyle was this

weekend? He's good. He was happy. He was able to be himself without Amanda yelling at him for being

himself. she's like

i think that like s sort of like agrees with that but doesn't want to like pile on to

amanda because it's how you know amanda's her she's gonna ride for amanda bitch yeah because

no matter no matter what amanda's done kyle still being you know it's not like k was blameless in that marriage. And we yelled at him a lot in the beginning of this season. And I think deservedly so. Like, even knowing all of this stuff, I would still be like, you can't call your wife a fucking bitch. Like, what's wrong with you? But when you're in the house with a couple that's constantly fighting, it's like, you both suck at this point. Just shut up. You're like wasting all of our summers, you know? And so I think she's probably on that boat too, but she's still friends with the manda. So she's like, I'll just not say anything over here. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And then meanwhile, downstairs, Kyle is sweeping dust off of his car with this enormous brush thing. And Darry's like, oh, my God. Look at Kyle cleaning his car with a giant fucking mop thing. Kyle, what is that thing? He's like, it's a California duster. She's like, California duster. Are you? Gross. I was like, oh, my God. Kyle is such the guy who gets a-ass brush to dust his car. Where can I get one? I know. I have one. Well, I don't have a giant dust thing like that. I have the mitt. It's like a terrycloth mitt and then you can just wipe it down. I want the California duster. I'm surprised it's not called the Texas duster. It was so big.

You would think that Texas would claim it like,

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