#334 - Why Are People Buying Poop On The Internet?

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Frank & Joe discover that a former Reality TV star is now selling her poop to her fans. Is she making a killing? Is she copying the Fart Jar lady? Is the world imploding? The answer is yes to everything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard. What were you doing?
0:02.0	I was going like no, no, no you weren't.
0:03.7	You think I was picking my nose?
0:05.0	No, you were smelling your fingers.
0:06.2	No, no, no, no. If I don't smell my fingers, I'm gonna smell...
0:08.5	I have no problem talking about smelling my fingers.
0:10.3	No, I think you picked your butthole and then you smelled your fingers.
0:13.1	No, no, no.
0:13.6	Because you were going like this. Like you were playing a ghost harmonica.
0:16.7	No, I was going like this. I did this to move my muscles.
0:19.6	You weren't touching the hair.
0:20.6	I'm telling you what I was doing.
0:22.1	Listen, if I'm going down under, I'll hang with them.
0:26.2	I don't give a fuck. No, I'll go.
0:28.2	I'll fucking...
0:29.3	I'll smell it right there.
0:30.5	You do this? I'll do it.
0:32.0	I'll... I'll...
0:33.9	I don't care.
0:35.2	Bro, I like my smell.
0:36.2	Just telling you what I smell.
0:36.9	Will you smell my smell?
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