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The Basement Yard

#333 - The Day Frank Became A Hero

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Frank becomes a neighborhood hero when he saves some old woman's dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. Hey Frank. Hey!

0:03.5

How's it going, bud? I am doing well.

0:05.8

What is this voice? How do I look? I took my hat. I was wearing the same hat. Took it off. Oh, we can't be matching.

0:11.9

Well, I was just I was just I was singing your praises about your hairline the other day. To whom? I forget

0:17.0

But I was like Frankie's hairline. It's very good. Thank you so much, and I don't do anything to it. Yeah

0:21.9

Well, what would you do? I don't get like shapeups or anything like I don't I don't touch it. This is all natural, baby. Yeah, I

0:28.7

am

0:30.7

I like don't care about personal grooming.

0:33.7

Hygiene I care about like I like personal grooming in terms of like hygiene. You talk about like here

0:37.8

You don't shave your pubes. No, no, no, stop. Stop there. That's her. It's personal. I don't like how 2022

0:43.0

It started where you just started a makeup shit about me. Bro, first of all, no, that's not personal hygiene

0:48.3

That's that's like you had sex with your cousin. No, I stopped that. I didn't shave your pubes

0:53.3

What was the other thing? I'm I don't know and I'm not gonna bring it up

0:56.6

But that's not like shaving your pubes is not

1:01.1

Hygiene as much as it's like cosmetic. Yeah, like it's makes it pretty like your eyebrows your eyebrows are not like hygienic

1:08.1

There it's you know to look good. Yeah, you know facial hair same thing right, you know

1:13.0

But like you know, I I trim the hedges if you catch my drift, you know

1:17.2

You're not you're not going through you know the jungle down there. Yeah. Do you do you?

1:21.8

This is what I do. Oh, man

1:23.6

You straddle the toilet like a fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, you shave it. Yeah, I do I do and then I have to like eight

1:28.9

I don't shave. You use a razor. No, I have a friends of the friend of the show man scaped a busy bus

1:34.5

I absolutely have a man scaped the lawnmower. Yeah, you can't you be shaving that thing. No, I when I was a kid

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