The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome

to episode one. Memorial Day. A day that all of our troops died for. They spilled their organs

and blood and nasty insides all over the foggy battlefields in all those bad guy countries

so that we could memorialize them.

And yet some people who will remain nameless but who are in this room right now with me

would rather spend this day eating barbecue and playing with their little friends. This sick and selfish

behavior would never be displayed by a troop. A troop is selfless. A troop is kind. And above all,

a troop is merciless when he kills the bad guys in the scope of his gun.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Our boys in blue, and brown, and camouflage, and whatever color the Coast Guard wears, probably blue,

never get tired of the battlefield or complain about having to be on it.

No, they don't yearn for barbecue and beer.

They yearn for bloodshed in battle.

Because serving their country is the right thing to do,

and they think it's more fun than playing a video game,

even though dying for real is less optimal than simply dying in a video game, but they don't even care. Because their life means nothing to them as long as Uncle Sam is happy.

They are basically all suicidal, but in a good way, that you should thank them for.

Perhaps you don't know any of our nation's selfless young soldiers yourself?

Okay, well let me paint you a picture.

Imagine a troop.

A boy of 17 who loves Eminem, Domestic Beer, and Skipping School.

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