Hello and welcome to episode 334 of the Player One podcast.

That's what you can be with 334.5

for so well

which you already listen to yeah you may have already listened to it

it's uh Saturday the 23rd of March

2013 and this is day two or hacks east

Haxter Day

Hacks today, exactly

and uh we found a quiet corner to record in.

Yep, cuddled up with each other.

And the next phone.

So that's what we're going to do.

I'm on C.J.'s lap.

I'm high off my winning of the Daytona race against Mr. Seward,

who claimed to be a racing expert, some sort of racing expert, and yet was beaten... Okay, here's what happened. Beaten badly by a scape bonus... We're going to reveal your cheating ways and how... What do you mean? Cheating ways? What do you mean? Terrible driving led to a chain of events. Where in... First of all, I should explain... I think we should explain. I asked you where you were, and you're like, I'm at the ira-racing booth. So I go to the ira-racing booth. You were still last in line when I got there. And so I got in line behind you thinking, oh, I'll just stand in line for a while. I'm not going to race. like, because this ira racing booth, it's like a serious racing game. It's for real racing aficionados. They had little pods there, like seats. They call racing seats. Well, whatever they call. I don't know, the technical term. Technical term. If you want to call it that, but yeah yeah I wasn't intending to race

and in fact like the whole time I was like oh no

because this stuff looked pro you know

it is pro so while we're in line

wrapping around the booth

and I watched some other people

playing and they sucked

just as hard as I would so

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