#3339 Cold Takes On Hot Pockets
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss the national Hot Pocket recall, Little House on the Prairie secrets, and why you shouldn't throw your apple core out of a moving car.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | 5-6-7-8 |
| 0:02.0 | Try it and gum, it's a chew, it's gum |
| 0:05.0 | Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth |
| 0:08.0 | Your teeth are bones that live outside |
| 0:10.0 | The hang from your lips like bats |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, outside bones, outside bones |
| 0:15.0 | Never forget, teeth are type bones |
| 0:18.0 | They bones that you wash and when you're a kid |
| 0:21.0 | They fall from your head and to make things less weird |
| 0:24.0 | We say they got stolen by a demon that's your parent |
| 0:28.0 | No, tried it |
| 0:32.0 | In lieu of my usual audition piece |
| 0:36.0 | I was a jingle for gum I just made up |
| 0:38.0 | T-B-T-L |
| 0:44.0 | Hi there, my name is Nick |
| 0:46.0 | I'm looking to talk to Andrew Walsh |
| 0:48.0 | I'm from the New York type of spoke department |
| 0:50.0 | We're gonna have to pass on your memoir entitled Cat with a Hot Dog Story |
| 0:54.0 | Thank you |
| 0:55.0 | Luke, it's carbs |
| 0:57.0 | We have been, buddy, we miss you |
| 0:59.0 | We're all gonna be hanging out tonight in a sofa's friend's bed pizza |
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