#3336 RHORI S1E05: Schooner or Later You’re Gonna Be Lyin’
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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The slimebag cheating husband is called out again this week on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and it’s getting harder and harder to get Rulla to care. It’s all a conspiracy, guys! Thankfully, we have more important arguments to busy ourselves with. Kelsey is mad that Rosie didn’t post her haircut on Instagram. FIGHT TO THE DEATH! On a schooner, to boot. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens. Watch what happens when there's so much what crap happens., hello, and welcome to watch what we're happens. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Ronnie. |
| 0:24.7 | That's Ben. |
| 0:25.6 | Hello, Ben. |
| 0:27.4 | Hi, Ronnie. |
| 0:28.3 | How's it going? |
| 0:30.3 | Good. |
| 0:30.8 | Welcome to the show, everybody. |
| 0:32.2 | If you want this recap on video, you get that at Patreon. |
| 0:36.4 | That's also where you get bonus episodes. This week will be a Top Chef discuss. You get ad-free listening. You get Discord server. And you get a free newsletter that comes out. You can get that anyway. That comes out every week. So just go sign up there for that. It's like a blog of what happened during the week on TV that I write. So go over there and get it. Okay. You don't even have to pay for |
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| 1:02.1 | Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1, Episode |
| 1:06.1 | 5. Wow. |
| 1:09.6 | Exciting times. It's exciting. It is Exciting times. |
| 1:11.8 | It's exciting. |
| 1:13.3 | It is actually exciting times. |
| 1:18.8 | It's a very, it's a, it's a, it's a very entertaining episode. |
| 1:21.4 | I am enjoying this show more and more every episode. |
| 1:21.9 | It's good. |
| 1:26.9 | And it starts off with Alicia's house and she's putting together a flower arrangement or she calls it flower arrangement. |
| 1:28.5 | And so she's looking at it and she's like, oh my God, I did a good job. I gotta show Billy. He's gonna be so proud of my flowers. So he's like, oh, it's nice, it's good. He's like, who's coming over? It's like, oh, it's Joe Allen and Liz. Yeah, they're coming over. Okay, well, I'm the blowing up floats for adults. |
| 1:44.8 | Isn't this hilarious? |
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