333: The Twilight Saga

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to talk about vampires and werewolves.

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Timestamps:

00:08:45 - Twilight

00:21:52 - Mint Mobile, Harry's, Adam&Eve *Ads*

00:28:25 - Destiny 2 Leaks

00:45:15 - More Police Sex Scandals

00:53:10 - Biden Gaff

00:58:25 - New Zelda Game

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Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc

Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv

Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal

Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan

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0:58.4	Hello, welcome to episode 333. I've opened the door and I've let you all in to this podcast
1:15.6	episode. We've been preparing it for a while actually. It's been in the kitchen. We've been
1:19.7	labor however it's an exciting time for all of us here at the official podcast. Andrew what you
1:27.5	would tell them why. Jackson I don't want to spoil this moment for you. I want to make sure
1:35.3	that you get everything that you want out of this big woman's occasion you hyped up so why don't
1:39.6	you tell them why. I fucking hate you know reverse cards man come on work with me. We're halfway
1:47.3	to the satanic number. That's the truth. Yeah yeah. Jesus Christ. I'm going to take another eight years
1:57.8	to get to that. Oh it's I don't know. It's probably a like pop star desperate at that point and for
2:05.1	the six hundred and sixty six episodes we can dress up as like Satan whatever they dress up as
2:10.9	you know and write leather flash art decks around. Ah, it would be pretty high. Do you think people
2:18.4	would notice if we just like the next episode we just moved up like to episode five and remember
2:22.9	forty one or something you just slowly creeping up like that. So I yes I actually think I would
2:29.2	get DMs asking hey Kaya where's all the episodes someone removed them from trolling YouTube.
2:33.2	Yeah it's pretty incredible. The things people notice I've noticed that as well.
2:40.1	Well it's also like a very obvious one to go from like three to five hundred overnight. Yeah
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