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333: Memory Lane (w/Ben Schwartz!)

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Comedian, friend, and lover Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss comedy writing, early Internet, and his new wine podcast "The Wine Down."

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:30.0

I'm gonna go back to the first episode at the very moment when you look around say fuck I'm gonna do it wrong yo

0:34.8

Everybody need to know the show gotta listen to it now, you know, yeah, it's hosted by Jake and Amir

0:41.2

You know they always be there listening like a prayer yo gotta problem they might care and if not then they always they will always be fair

0:51.8

Ha

0:54.2

Stand up, problem kill them

0:57.6

Try to help you get it through

1:01.1

Always happy you do you

1:04.7

Listen to it, I will you

1:09.9

Whoa Justin gone calvaz Justin always back. Yeah, I like that song. Yeah, you said it sounded like you rapping at one point

1:17.5

The part where there's like yeah, well you think every rapper kind of sounds like you was a little bit like Kendrick in a little bit like Drake

1:23.4

Yeah, you're a mix of Kendrick Drake and like the the Daniel Stern in the wonder years doing the voice over oh

1:28.8

Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's basically jaw roll. Yeah, my favorite right?

1:34.4

That's good. I remember that wonder years episode

1:37.5

We're Paul Pfeiffer. Sure in my head. Yeah, there's Jake and Amir. Correct. Cool. Thank you

1:44.9

Now

1:46.1

You're not to say any more than that. We do appreciate that. Okay, that's the one. Yeah

1:50.3

Ben Schwartz in case you guys didn't recognize the sports. There's a lot of them tell them which one the which I want to know only

1:56.1

No, there's a bunch. Oh, yeah, there's a guy who illustrates. There's a writer who's been Schwartz. You're the right where the guy who illustrates

2:03.6

I'm the guy who is the New Yorker who seems to be a lovely guy by the way

2:06.9

I've direct message rhythm on the internet and I think his work is really good. Have you ever asked him for your user name?

2:12.3

Does he have Ben Schwartz? No, what is he have? I don't know what he has you rejected jokes across all platforms

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