332: Jake's Lasik
Segments
Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2018
⏱️ 49 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
In this episode we discuss breast reductions, sex tips, and Jake's songwriting career.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:17.0 | If you've been needing some advice, |
| 0:20.0 | even if it's not all that nice, |
| 0:23.0 | there's a show you've got to listen to. |
| 0:29.0 | Listen to why nerdy Jews |
| 0:32.0 | who are almost 40 say what they do if they were you. |
| 0:40.0 | Seize the cheese so you can sing along |
| 0:43.0 | to every reference I can fit into the song, |
| 0:46.0 | picking up so you can enjoy. |
| 0:51.0 | Rosemite Kivers voice. |
| 0:55.0 | This is Jake and Amir, |
| 0:57.0 | baby Jake and Amir are finally here to assist |
| 1:01.0 | to put you on blast for the things that you ask |
| 1:04.0 | and probably call you a bitch. |
| 1:07.0 | So with you our props, |
| 1:09.0 | it's your dying assault |
| 1:10.0 | and if you need help from the Jew, |
| 1:13.0 | send it all here to Jake and Amir. |
| 1:16.0 | The podcast is here, fiber you. |
| 1:19.0 | Wow. |
| 1:20.0 | Okay. |
| 1:21.0 | That okay. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.