#3326 Below Deck Down Under S04E12 Part Two: My Achey Cakey Heart
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🗓️ 22 April 2026
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This is part 2 of a 2-part recap
Joao wants to break up with Ellie on Below Deck Down Under, but that would require him to actually break up with her, and who can do that when there’s cheesecake around? Bringing new meaning to “can’t have your cake and eat it too.” Plus, Jenna gets the ick as she discovers what we’ve known all along: Eddy’s a snooze. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, crap, watch what happens. |
| 0:05.0 | What happens when there's so much that crap is a podcast about all that crap is. |
| 0:11.0 | It's so funny. |
| 0:12.0 | Which what crap is. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, what happens? |
| 0:15.0 | Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? |
| 0:20.0 | Hello and welcome to watch what crap and it's the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. Daisy winds up talking to Jason. He's like, you have a good night. She's like, well, |
| 0:39.7 | today's going to be the day. I fucking lost my shit a few times. Mike and Alicia both came up to me |
| 0:44.9 | and they were like, what are going to do about this? And I fucking went off. I was like, do not come |
| 0:50.1 | to me and make this my problem. I was really upset about it. Okay, well, you know my policy, |
| 0:56.6 | don't engage in it. We're here to work, crash yachts into docks, and if you can't do that, |
| 1:01.9 | then find another job. Have you called one of them a thundercut fitness yet? Sometimes that works. |
| 1:07.3 | Get out of here, Joao! Well, Alicia and our micro-adults, they need to learn to work in these environments, and here's |
| 1:14.7 | what I do. |
| 1:15.8 | I stand at a doorway, and I slowly back away into the doorway and pretend nothing's |
| 1:21.4 | happening until the boat starts sinking or crashes into a chili's on deck, on rather sorry are you going to come on the catamaran |
| 1:30.4 | with us he's like i don't think so i've got a pair of boobs i'd like to play with don't tell me what |
| 1:35.9 | of the stash i've got a nice pair of bazumbas i can't wait to put on for you guys are on |
| 1:40.9 | can't wait to see what they look like in a captain's lounge kimono. |
| 1:46.8 | I think I mean, get onto an e-foil and cruise around the island. |
| 1:50.2 | That'll be fun. |
| 1:51.1 | I don't understand anything you just said. |
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