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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3321 Let The Heeling Begin

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Andrew takes issue with the journalistic standards in Brainerd, MN, while Luke is ready to fight the ghost of one time NBA commissioner David Stern.

Transcript

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0:00.0

A luxury you can't live without a luxury. I can't live without coffee. I really like

0:07.2

a luxury you can get it anywhere. I guess yeah like a good coffee. What's my I love coffee

0:13.4

to I like nice socks socks your socks would you put in your shoes? Yeah I really love them

0:20.3

I like kind of like you know cozy feet you're attracted to your socks. I'm attracted to

0:25.6

really nice running socks like I'm always looking for good running socks. You know that's not

0:29.4

a luxury little coffee and socks and not a luxury. All right give me a luxury which what luxury

0:33.6

should I have? Private plane. Larry I'm a duck tails.

0:43.9

The last time I was in a mean war it's about speed. You've got to get to your means quick.

0:50.1

If you can't get them quick you're useless. They'll just keep blasting you with means

0:53.9

and you can't fire back. You have to know where your means are. It's kind of weird I feel like I'm

0:57.9

being interrogated but by someone who doesn't really want to know anything important. Stinky!

1:03.2

All of Flare's ice cream in the world wouldn't take the place of friends. A year ago this is exactly

1:08.4

what Greg Keneer was doing but now he has an Oscar for sliding doors three colon jingle all the door.

1:16.8

All right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL.

1:24.7

This show that just might be too beautiful to live. That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard

1:29.0

and I used to watch Frazier. My name is Luke Burbank I am your host. I'm trying to connect to people

1:34.8

and I really put myself out there on the airways. Coming to you from high on the sky about Portland

1:41.2

from the Nest Broadcast Center two days until Christmas. How is it that time has almost been

1:54.4

standing still with the pandemic and the lockdown and the wait until the inauguration of a leader

2:03.1

of this country who's not openly having a mental health crisis for five to eight years.

2:12.0

On the one hand you have just like time just going very slowly and then on the other hand it's

2:16.7

like it's going to be Christmas in two days but we are so excited that you are here tuning into

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