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Episode One

332 - The Silly Guys Go to War

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

When a brand new island is discovered in the Pacific, President Cecil Cobra enlists Andrew, Branson, and Charles to fight for control of its resources in a war against every country on earth. Featuring Brendan James, Noah Kulwin, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

Nightfall, an undisclosed location in the Pacific.

0:05.2

Do you see the bastards?

0:06.9

Target sighted at 3 o'clock.

0:08.7

Okay, I'll give you a hint.

0:10.4

It's near Japan.

0:11.5

Vector, vector, Roger, Oprah, permission granted to drop the payload.

0:15.1

Permission granted to spank their little buttons.

0:18.0

You're all clear, Sergeant.

0:19.5

Give them hell and tell him Uncle Sam sent you.

0:21.6

I'm trying to shoot my sniper rifle into the wall over there until it spells fuck you.

0:26.6

But then I realized, I don't think these guys read English.

0:29.6

And I don't know how to be rude in any other language.

0:32.6

There's only one language guys like this understand.

0:35.6

I hope it's English.

0:37.5

No.

0:38.8

Bullets.

0:40.0

The sound of a gun is the only true universal language.

0:43.4

The sound of that chopper got me feeling like I speak Esperanto.

0:47.5

The enemy's coming.

0:50.5

Then it's a damn good thing I was already shooting.

0:53.9

In the darkness, we see a half dozen men crest in nearby hill.

0:58.1

They are incredibly elderly Japanese men wearing the military uniform of World War II

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