Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police with me, Mike Graham, and you.

Shabana Mahmoud. Nice to see you, Shabana. I'm as hard as nails. You are. I'm the toughest old boots.

Are you going to do absolutely everything in your power to stop the boat? I'm going to stop at nothing to stop the boat.

By the way, I will still put illegal migrants into four-star hotel. Yeah. I'll still give them free food. I'll still give them three doctors, free dentists and free lawyers. But I'll stop at nothing. Yeah. Also, make sure you continue to requisition a few housing blocks as well, because obviously when you move them out of the hotel, you're going to put them into proper houses. they feel a bit more at home. Absolutely. And you can buy them loads of furniture as well and some white goods and some fucking TVs. That's what happens though. I mean I've had people ringing in right saying oh yeah we've got a migrant family moving in across the street. There's just been a big fucking van turned up with a load of furniture, a fucking fridge, a fucking cooker, and all sorts of other shit that they get for free.

It's a fucking joke. And also, of course, Sir Shabana Mimub wants to stay in the European Convention on the United Rights.

So, you know, she's about as tough as a fucking chocolate fire guard. She's fucking useless.

She really is just as useless as the

spectator of all magazines supposed to be the bible of the night uh which i always used to like

i must say i'm going off it ever since michael gov's happened to it but michael gov started

editing that's what happened to it and and he put her well phr right? He put her, well, Fraser Nelson as well, very good at it.

But he put her on the front page of last week's edition saying,

The Terminator, you know, all dressed up looking like Arnold Schwarzen.

She's not going to terminate Jack shit.

She's not going to terminate her own fucking job.

Yeah, it's fucking useless. So last week right yeah uh from the saturday to the friday so that seven days

it was inclusive 2,143 migrants came across yeah that Saturday 895 in one day alone 2,14, over the weekend just gone, of course there was a bad weather breach.

Now the good weather is returned and today when we're recording this a stellar 1,075 came across.

Meanwhile that fuckwit star is in fucking India. Yeah, what's What the fuck's he gone to India for? Fuck no. Because he likes going abroad. He likes going abroad yeah. Cuts. He's fucking in, you know, he's supposed to have a in the bag a fucking trade deal. Yeah so why has he got to go out there? Why does he have to go there to do more trade deals, which he doesn't apparently need to do

because he's already got a trade deal?

The man is a fucking inveterate liar, a loser, a useless fucking specimen, worth absolutely

nothing as Prime Minister, this fucking guy.

So this migrant crisis now is spiraling out of control.

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