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The Thought Police
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🗓️ 1 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another exciting edition of Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham and you are. I'm a racist. I'm Keir Starmer. What's an absolute plonker. I mean, never before in the field of human fucking conduct has anybody been this useless. You can't quite believe it. The kicker for me today, you might not have seen this yet. We're doing this a day after he made his crappy speech at a local conference it was it was absolute dog shit right um but you know uh the |
| 0:27.0 | funniest thing today i think i've seen is that uh back on friday when they all went mad trying to |
| 0:32.5 | get fucking Morgan McSweeney and donkeys off the front page they fucking said oh we're, we're going to launch this digital ID, right? Everybody's going to get digital ID. We're going to be able to stop people working illegally. It's the biggest fucking story. He doesn't mention it in his speech at all, right? When he said that they were going to launch it, 35% of the people in Britain thought he was quite a good idea. Today, after he's announced that he's going to fucking do it, it's gone down to minus 14. Because nobody thinks that he can do anything. I think there are a lot of telling things about his very boring speech. And one of them was that he literally mentioned the two of and when I say literally I mean it for about |
| 1:12.3 | 30 seconds he even made a joke saying remember them hardly talked about the Tories just |
| 1:18.3 | reform reform reform so I think we're seeing a sea change but the other thing you're quite right |
| 1:22.6 | might I very much noticed that he never mentioned ID cards now the reason there's I think there's two things going on |
| 1:29.6 | here. I think there is some credence to the argument that they only announced it like a dead |
| 1:36.5 | cat to distract from lots and lots of other bad things they've got going on. But the other reason he didn't mention it is I think he's like Tony Blair before him, |
| 1:48.8 | like all these Labour cunts who keep wanting to keep tabs on us, |
| 1:52.3 | Soviet-style papers, police society. |
| 1:54.8 | He's realised that this petition is a phenomenon |
| 1:57.8 | that the level of profound public opposition against these idea cards |
| 2:03.7 | is so high that he's now going to shy away from the whole issue i suspect that they will barely |
| 2:10.0 | talk about these fucking things going forward and it will just fade away the british people |
| 2:14.8 | won't fucking have it exactly but like so much of what they say they're going to do, they just don't end up doing it. Yeah. I mean even when we were talking about on friars, I'm sure you were, I said, you know, they're talking about in the fullness of Parliament, you know, by the end of our first Parliament. And you know, as soon as they say that, they're already giving themselves three, four fucking years to do nothing, basically, right? |
| 2:36.0 | They're such lying cunts as well. |
| 2:38.0 | They really are. |
| 2:38.5 | The basis for saying that, you know, unlike previous Labour administrations, Tony Blair tried to do it in the early 90s and was hit by a similar massive tidal wave of British opposition. |
| 2:50.8 | So much so that even he said, we aren't going to have to abandon this. |
| 2:55.7 | And the reason that they keep wanting to do this |
| 2:59.3 | is just to keep tabs on us. |
| 3:01.7 | But the justification for it this time |
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