#3319 Apples To Clementines
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Luke's apartment trash chute has him feeling garbage anxiety, while Andrew tries his hand at some impromptu ASMR.
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| 0:00.0 | We have an amazing relationship, we both have so much in common, we both love soup, and we love the outdoors, we love snow peas, and talking and not talking, we could not talk or talk forever, and still find things to not talk about. |
| 0:30.0 | This thing turns out to be half as important as I figured it just might be. I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's overwind. |
| 0:46.0 | Let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides, as Masking Therapist Pansuit. |
| 0:54.0 | Do not put that on the imaginary readers show. |
| 0:57.0 | Hey, I've learned a lesson here, but I hope you all have too, about the vitality of shared experience. |
| 1:04.0 | We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic, it was visual, it was stupid, it was stupid, but it was also theater. |
| 1:13.0 | Ooh, fancy. |
| 1:16.0 | All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL. |
| 1:22.0 | Oh, right now. |
| 1:24.0 | We may need emergency surgery in the studio. |
| 1:30.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live, my name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:34.0 | I say, I say, what's up, though? |
| 1:37.0 | Coming to you from high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where the weather is a real mixed bag today. |
| 1:45.0 | It's raining, but it's also beautiful blue sky in the background of the rain. |
| 1:51.0 | So we'll see which thing wins out as we head through the day. |
| 1:56.0 | We are at episode 3,319 in a collector's series. |
| 2:02.0 | And Barack Obama's yearly music playlist is out and it's got a couple of acts that I am a big fan of, including |
| 2:12.0 | the Webster and Waxahatchee. |
| 2:17.0 | But I've got some real questions as to if this is music that Barack Obama really listens to and if that even matters. |
| 2:24.0 | As Jay would say, you've got flow. |
| 2:28.0 | We've got emails. |
| 2:30.0 | We've got emails and we've got to clear them out, which means it's time for an email frenzy. |
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