We have a yo-yo champion on hometown this morning today.

That's right. Hey, Stras. Good morning. Thanks for coming on.

Thank you. How are you? Good.

You go around to schools with yo-yos and show demonstrations

and you have a goal behind all this.

Yeah. You know, I go around. I've been teaching kids about

the environment. Actually, I've only been in one school so far.

Mm-hmm. And I'll be honest, I think, go so hot.

In fact, it was literally a major disaster.

Oh, no. Because, uh, basically, the kids didn't like my stories.

And it's no surprise because they were running around all the time.

And I'm sorry. I think there's something to be said about how

kids are brought up these days. And I come from a home

that believed in spanking. Let's, how about you show us some

yo-yo demonstrations? I mean, you are the yo-yo champ.

You brought a yo-yo with you, right? So you have the up and down.

Okay. Okay. Pretty basic. Uh-huh. And then,

Oh. Oh, you're right.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Let's see.

How long have you been practicing yo-yo?

Uh, since, uh, oh god. When did-

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