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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3313 The Last Man Sitting

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke has fully embraced bachelor life by drinking sauerkraut juice right from the jar and going to the bathroom with the door open, something Andrew says he'd never do, even if he were the last man on earth. Plus, the man behind Peloton is getting dragged online, but Luke likes the cut of his jib. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?

0:03.5

Yes, I do.

0:05.0

Yes, I really do. I believe that.

0:07.0

I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.

0:10.0

You got no outside mirror.

0:11.5

No, we lost that. You have no function engages.

0:14.0

No, not a one.

0:15.0

However, the radio still works.

0:17.0

Here's that may seem.

0:18.0

With all this mess that the radio is the only thing that's really working good

0:21.0

and it's as clear as a bell. Don't ask me how.

0:24.0

T-B-T-L.

0:30.0

Guess what day it is.

0:32.0

Guess what day it is.

0:34.0

It's Friday, Friday, and it gets down on Friday.

0:39.0

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

0:41.0

What is the weekend?

0:43.0

I was just fixing to get me some grub.

0:46.0

Beans.

0:47.0

I love beans.

0:49.0

Big fat hot juicy beans.

0:52.0

Don't get me going on beans.

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