Alright, what do you guys got from me today?

Um, so we're, first of all, our name is called the Bear Naked Ladies.

Okay, we're off to a rough start. That's gonna be pretty hard to market and sell to just General America, but continue.

I understand that, I understand that. Um, our first song is gonna go,

and she get a Chinese, the Chinese chicken?

What do you think about that? Martha, can you get security in here?

It's so easy. All you do is point, click. All you need is a computer and a regular phone line.

I don't know whether to call it a food bar or a snafu situation. It's hard to argue,

which one of those two it is, but it is fouled up.

I don't actually have a cell phone.

You don't have a cell phone?

Well, I had a cell phone, but I lost it at the zoo.

Um, Monkey took it, and she wouldn't give it back.

And, the monkey was a woman. Women can be anything these days.

Well, there's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog.

I feel like I have the power of a thousand cowboys running through my veins right now.

All right, hello. Good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

You want to do a make-believe radio show in a room somewhere? I'm telling you there's no money in that.

Coming to you from high in the sky above beautiful Portland, Oregon, where we have arrived, my friends, at episode 3,300.

And 11 in a collector series. I believe that is the correct show number.

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