0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:36.3	Hello and welcome to Beach, too, Sandy, Water, Too Wet, podcast where we read the worst reviews and the most dramatic fashion.
0:42.7	My name is Zandi.
0:44.6	I am X-teen, and we're siblings who read shitty reviews on the internet.
0:50.5	And this month is very silly because not this month. I mean, this month
0:55.9	is also very silly. This year is very silly. Actually, everything's very silly. This entire world
1:00.5	is very silly. But no, we are doing an April Fool's episode because this comes out
1:06.0	the day after April. On Boxing Day of April Fool's, which is like the ultimate trick, right?
1:14.2	Right guys?
1:15.4	Yeah, we got you.
1:16.5	We got you.
1:17.1	Yeah, good points, they didn't see this coming.
1:20.0	I bet you.
1:21.4	Anyway, so we're going to do April Fool's, which was basically like prank-related reviews.
1:26.4	But before we get to that, we do have some very exciting things to tell you.
1:30.3	And I'm not just saying that. I mean, it's true.
1:32.3	It does feel weird that it's like an April Fool's episode that we're announcing this.
1:37.3	Oh, gosh.
1:38.3	Yeah, you did mention that.
1:39.3	I forgot I would have to give a little more oomph to make it make it.
1:43.3	The timing feels suspect, but we are being sincere when we say that we have set up a whole 20, 25 tour.
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