The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome

to episode one. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Dickheads. This show, four Dickheads by Dickheads.

I'm a dickhead. And my name is Daniel Dave Lewis. And on this show, we basically are a bunch of dickheads and we talk

about the sort of stuff that dickheads do we'll give you like dickhead strategies like on how to litter

where to litter what kind of cars to drive supras are cool tips on like cheap spoilers for your car

you know the type of like hottest type of girls to hit on what to say to guys at the

mall to make them go like, what? So, like, they don't make any episodes of anything for dickheads.

And I'm like a proud dickhead in my town. Like, what I say it, you know, if I say it,

I say it because I like fucking mean it. And if you don't like it, why don't you like suck my fucking dick and like drain my

fucking nuts and like suck my dick?

So like right now, we're hanging out.

We're pre-gaming right now for a joby nooner, which is like a big fucking like party on

boats.

We're playing like the song Boats and Hose like all fucking day.

I teamed up with my two dickhead friends to

create dickheads and help you dickheads like go out there in the world and like be a bigger

dickhead or whatever. So like first guy I got to throw it up to is like my fucking friend and he's a

dickhead and he never gets any pussy and also his sister is hot the fuck up everybody

give it up for Travis Seltzer.

Yo, what's up? What's up? What's up? We've been talking about dude. Like we've been

friends since we're like fucking like kids. Like we grew up together and like everyone's doing

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