#3301 If a joke falls in the woods...
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke is excited about the new garbage chute at his apartment, and Andrew is jealous since he can't get the city to pick his trash up yet again. Plus, a mysterious monolith in the Utah desert has Luke reaching out to his (first) ex-wife to see if she was behind it.
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| 0:00.0 | You got a let go of the illusion of control, brother. |
| 0:05.0 | And you're the one that can do it from the inside out, |
| 0:08.0 | like the blossoming of a flower or a peacock in the universe. |
| 0:12.0 | It's like I tried to control my son. |
| 0:15.0 | I was going to make him the head mushroom dealer of the high desert. |
| 0:20.0 | And he went off and he got all involved in the corporate cold stone creamery |
| 0:25.0 | and using the cell phone and brainwashed his work suits. |
| 0:28.0 | It's not what I wanted, it's what the universe wanted. |
| 0:37.0 | Everyone says great things about you, the posture, the haircut, the tiny feet. |
| 0:41.0 | It's amazing, they hold you up, but they do. |
| 0:45.0 | They do. |
| 0:47.0 | Okay, I love you so much, but sometimes I love you the way that I feel sorry for a monkey. |
| 0:53.0 | They need so much help and they're in such an ugly cage, you know what I mean? |
| 0:56.0 | Well, I've heard all the facts and it's pretty obvious what I have to do. |
| 0:59.0 | Get a big ol' mug of hot chocolate, put all my thinking PJs and get back to you. |
| 1:02.0 | You're some other going to think that's poetry. |
| 1:04.0 | I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these men. |
| 1:08.0 | All right, hello. |
| 1:09.0 | Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL. |
| 1:14.0 | Spock sabotage the system. |
| 1:16.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:19.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host. |
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