Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!

Or as I like to think of it, Dear Hank and Hank, it's a podcast where two brothers

and sometimes just one brother answer your questions, give you the best advice and bring

you all the week's news from both Mars and AF Sue and Milden.

John, did you know the following true fact mathematicians have been aware of and obsessed

with for many, many years is that four is actually in love with five, but is incapable

of asking five out on a date and they've been trying to figure this out for centuries

and a scientist's slash mathematician was recently able to finally get to the bottom

of why four will never ask five out on a date and it turns out it is because four is

two squared, four is two squared, I've been wanting to tell that one for a while and I

just couldn't subject John to it so I just subjected me to it and also all of you.

I feel like I need to explain it four is two squared and also it sounds like four

is two scared is it's not very good it's not very good anyway John right now as you

record this you just called me is in a fake Chuck E. Cheese as they record and create

the movie turtles all the way down so he was frantically trying to figure out how can

I make your hand John today how can I get away how can get to the hotel room and I was

like John look I took the last like four weeks off you can take one week off but then

I was like I feel bad about this because I can't take five weeks off in a row and John

did a whole dear Hank and John all by himself and I think I was skeptical I was skeptical

going into that episode and I think he did a fantastic job I'm proud of him it seemed

like it was really hard and he worked really hard on it and so I have decided to attempt

to do this as well and one of the things that I thought was just a marvelous innovation

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