33: Vault: Her Ex Breaks Down What Went Wrong
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🗓️ 18 May 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.0 | All right, let's get John on the phone here. |
| 0:03.0 | It was Amanda that called us on Friday, and she's just looking back at her relationship since she's like, I'm doing something wrong. I must be doing something wrong. Yeah, she just wants to figure out why she doesn't have a relationship that lasts longer than about a year. She's just at that stage where she's ready to start a family and have something more serious, and all of her relationships just don't seem to work out. |
| 0:21.0 | So the only thing she really told us on Friday was that she often dates younger guys, |
| 0:25.4 | but that was about it. And so we're going to talk to all of her old boyfriends and figure out |
| 0:30.2 | what's going on. Now, the way we're doing it this time that we've done it differently, |
| 0:33.9 | that we're doing it differently, is that normally we would have the initial |
| 0:37.5 | caller on, but they got so defensive that the whole thing sort of went to crap by the third |
| 0:44.6 | day. |
| 0:45.0 | We can play the role of the original color was hearing Amanda. |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.4 | We could play the role of Amanda afterwards just by going, that's so not true. |
| 0:53.4 | That's not, that never happened that |
| 0:55.5 | way. That's what he was like. Whatever. So what we're hoping is Amanda is listening right now, |
| 1:02.2 | and she'll listen to what John has to say here, and then she'll chew on it for a couple of days, |
| 1:06.6 | so she doesn't have this initial defensive attitude. Then we'll get her on either on Friday or Monday, and we'll talk about all the exes that we had on. But this would be difficult to listen to for any of us. If we were a decent radio show, we'd have Carrie Bajin doing this. I was calling all her ex-boyfriends. Well, they're leaking tapes. They're not really talking. They're just leaking tapes. Yeah. But you're always kind of in denial of anything you're doing wrong and you don't want to |
| 1:28.6 | believe that you're doing anything wrong in a relationship and you want to think everything's cool with you. But when somebody tells you, it's not, yeah, you're going to deny it. Well, anytime anybody gets critical about you, you're offensive, right? Sure. But she said, go for it. So here is, and this is one of her boyfriends from college. |
| 1:45.1 | So we're going back 13 years here. |
| 2:02.6 | And he wants to be on the voice disguiser because he's married now, and I don't think his wife knows he's doing this. Oh. Hey, John. Hey, good morning. Good morning. You're on the voice disguiser. Oh, good. Yeah, I don't know if it would be a problem, but I just, you know, I'm trying to avoid any... Any conflict. |
| 2:03.7 | ...possibility. |
| 2:04.4 | I problem... Oh, good. Yeah, I don't know if it'd be a problem, but I just, you know, I'm trying to avoid any... |
| 2:02.6 | Any conflict. |
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