33: "I Murdered Alicia Keys"

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Episode 33 kicks off with a recap of Crystal's hectic week, a ghost joined the Dom session, weird sex laws, uncomfortable dreams and more. Enjoy.

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0:00.0	And the Welcome to episode 33 of Hello Dysfunction with Crystal and Patofria and I'm eating apples
0:26.7	It's my happy birthday episode. It is and today is Stevie's birthday. Today's Stevie's birthday she was's birthday, she was my birthday present.
0:34.0	Tomorrow is my birthday.
0:35.0	That's why they behave so similarly.
0:38.0	Seriously, like little monsters.
0:40.0	Yes.
0:41.0	She's my bossy child.
0:43.0	For sure.
0:44.0	Yeah, I'm pretty excited.
0:46.0	I'm like a child and I kind of assume everybody should know it's my birthday and
0:52.0	send her presents. Act accordingly. know it's my birthday and act accordingly which isn't really realistic but I always I am
0:58.8	kind of bratty when it comes to my birthday and I get really fucking excited. I know a few adults like that.
1:04.1	Yeah. Take their birthday is like I know an adult who's like I want people
1:08.2	to hit me at midnight like tonight and tell me happy birthday like that's when I
1:12.4	want to start getting.
1:13.0	And send you gifts and emojes and stuff.
1:15.0	I want it acknowledged.
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:18.0	I'm not going to get all like super bratty.
1:20.0	Well, if you don't tell me happy birthday, I'm not fucking with you.
1:22.0	I'm not going to be one of those
1:23.4	but I do I get really excited it's funny because all my childhood pictures of me
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