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Hello Dysfunction

34: Ancestry Is Messy

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2019

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Episode 34 is here with a birthday recap, some dark family secrets, a medication update, what not to do in the post office, intuition vs anxiety and Crystal rescued more f*cking cats. Enjoy.

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0:00.0

And the Oh, we're going to be. Oh, we're going to be.

0:14.0

Oh, we're going.

0:15.0

Oh, we're going.

0:19.0

He wave in.

0:20.0

Apparently, while we're doing a photo show.

0:22.0

Welcome, kids.

0:23.0

To episode 34 of...

0:25.0

Tello Dysfunction.

0:28.0

With Potifria and Crystal.

0:31.0

And I'm sick, that's why I sound easily, you guys.

0:34.3

Yeah, that's why this episode is a little bit delayed.

0:37.4

What happened since last week?

0:38.9

My birthday was terrible.

0:41.6

Everything just like plans fell through and I was like okay I'm just going to be

0:45.8

chill and then like celebrate later or whatever and then that night my nephew

0:52.3

and night my nephew and close family friends that is actually my daughter's ex-boyfriend

0:59.8

they both got shot on my birthday.

1:02.8

And so yeah that happened in Antioch and my nephew survived the friend didn't and my nephew got airlifted and you know we just

1:17.6

drove out to the hospital we were there for hours they wouldn't let us in and you

1:21.3

know I was so so scared because they don't just

1:24.3

airlift you for fun. And that cousin is like super close with Stincers right?

1:29.2

They're like yeah him and Stickers were like raised together like brothers almost their whole lives

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