32: DAD, DON'T COME IN

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The ladies return for episode 32 with a Mother's Day recap, the importance of being polite, some interesting news, technology is out of control, hygiene nightmares and a work story that involved some of moms miscellaneous items. Enjoy.

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0:00.0	And the You're not a singer and I want you to stop holding the microphone like that. I'm going to do that.
0:17.0	Stop holding the microphone like that. I'm going to do the whole bar, you know this makes noise when you jerk it.
0:27.0	Assholes?
0:28.0	If you were...
0:30.0	If you had fucking headphones on you would know that.
0:32.8	Take this seriously.
0:34.0	You jerk it.
0:35.0	See?
0:37.0	You're good at it.
0:38.0	See?
0:39.0	Are we rolling?
0:40.0	Oh, welcome to episode 32 of Hello Dysfunction with Crystal Barbie and Potifria.
0:49.0	I suppose I'm getting used to that stupid name, saying it anyways.
0:52.0	Well, it's you you so own it. Own that Barbie. So we're back. I feel a little bit sick. I have sinus pressure. I just pressure I just you have pain and I feel
1:04.7	kind I don't know what's wrong with me last night I stayed up hella late and I read a
1:09.3	book and so I'm pretty tired but I all the sudden I got hungry so I don't normally eat this late but I ate cereal at like 2 in the morning and I ate it hell fast and then I made myself go to sleep.
1:21.0	So when I woke up I was like nauseous it's probably still cereal in me like not
1:25.8	digested because I went to sleep just laying there so it's just moving around in
1:29.3	there I think and then I topped it off with a grilled cheese.
1:33.0	So the best grilled cheese in the world with extra garlicky buttered.
1:38.0	Oh God, the Starbucks grilled cheese are amazing.
1:41.0	It really is the best grilled cheese in the world but I hate the
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