33: Behind the Green Curtain
The Nextlander Podcast
The Nextlander Podcast
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2022
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
At least half of this podcast is about Microsoft buying Activision, because, well, you know, but we also find time for Nobody Saves the World, OlliOlli World, more Resident Evil Village (World), hamsters with drinking problems, the animatronic fate of Jimmy Hoffa, and more!
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CHAPTERS
(00:00:10) Intro
(00:00:54) Where does that leave Teddy Ruxpin?
(00:02:33) It always come back to Chuck E. Cheese
(00:05:00) How many stores are fronts?
(00:09:58) Hamsters drink like a fish?
(00:16:27) Microsoft is acquiring Activision!
(00:39:14) First Break
(00:39:18) More on Microsoft and Activision
(01:21:14) Second Break
(01:21:18) Video Games!
(01:23:05) Nobody Saves the World [Xbox, PC] January 18th
(01:36:54) OlliOlli World [Xbox, PlayStation, PC] February 8th
(01:44:08) [SPOILERS] Resident Evil Village
(02:02:17) [END Of Resident Evil Village]
(02:03:36) Thanks everybody and go check out the Patreon for more
(02:05:21) Mysterious Benefactor Shoutouts
(02:06:43) Thanks for the feedback regarding timestamps
(02:07:58) Content updates
(02:08:50) See ya!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody! Wow! Is all I have to... Wow! World of... Winnie! That's me! World of... Winnie! World of... Wow! |
| 0:21.0 | Are you also hemorrhaging subscribers year over year? I hope not! Where's your stopping chat? Wait, forget I asked that. |
| 0:29.0 | Yeah, no, I definitely, definitely don't. I... And if anything, welcome everybody! |
| 0:35.0 | Come into the fabulous world of news and entertainment here on the NextLender podcast, Brad Schumacher. How are you? |
| 0:44.0 | The world's of wonder. How about that? That's the wow that I remember. |
| 0:47.0 | No, unfortunately that one is taken now by RuPaul. That's the name of their production company. |
| 0:52.0 | Wait, really? World of wonder, yes. Where does... Where does that leave Teddy Ruxpin? |
| 0:57.0 | Uh, Dad on the side of the road. Oh, don't say that. Well, with sitting in an alley with a knife, with that caterpillar thing. |
| 1:04.0 | Someone just... Someone just put a fucking journey tape in there and all it does is play, don't stop believing. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, it's like it rots on the side of a road. Maybe I should... That's my art project. This seems like exactly the kind of rabbit hole I should have fallen down before now. |
| 1:17.0 | But I'm pretty sure there was like a pretty big Teddy Ruxpin hacking scene for a while. |
| 1:21.0 | I think you might be right. Like making Teddy Ruxpin do some questionable things, perhaps. |
| 1:26.0 | Alex Navarro. How are you? |
| 1:30.0 | I good. Remembering now that I never actually had a Teddy Ruxpin and now I've suddenly... |
| 1:34.0 | I need to go talk to my therapist about my childhood. |
| 1:37.0 | Dude, we had a Teddy Ruxpin in the house. It was kind of boring. |
| 1:41.0 | But there was like a reboot of Teddy Ruxpin not that long ago. |
| 1:43.0 | Oh God. You're right. |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah. Wow. |
| 1:46.0 | Everything you loved as a child will be rebooted eventually. |
| 1:49.0 | I felt like the product page on Amazon literally says, |
| 1:52.0 | Teddy Ruxpin official return of the story time and magical paper. |
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