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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3296 The Clapback Industrial Complex

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2020

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Luke almost sliced his finger off with a new knife, and the only thing that can save him are some old Radio Shack supplies. Plus, the internet discovers one of the best celebrity interviewers who's heyday was 40 years ago.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tony, I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down.

0:04.0

I'm having doubts about being a cop.

0:07.0

You know, it's not like how it is on TV.

0:10.0

I've never, I never like chased a guy

0:13.0

across a crowded city square.

0:15.0

I've never hung on to that part of the helicopter.

0:18.0

You know that part underneath the thing where it lands?

0:20.0

Do you know the boss?

0:21.0

Yes, I know that part.

0:22.0

I've never hung on to that.

0:24.0

I've never even commented here to be a cop.

0:26.0

Now that sounds like a lot of fun.

0:29.0

And that's the other thing.

0:31.0

You're too nice.

0:33.0

Why can't you be like the captain on Storsky and Hutch?

0:35.0

You know when you come in and you're homing into your office

0:38.0

and you're bombing out because you're sick and tired

0:40.0

of defending my screwball antics to the commissioner?

0:42.0

Why can't you do that?

0:43.0

Well, the truth of the matter is I don't report to a commissioner.

0:46.0

I report to the committee.

0:48.0

Some of whom are appointed, some elected,

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