#329: The Truth Is In The Emails
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2021
⏱️ 65 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
1- This is who you are, Gruden.
2- The NFL knows. So tell us.
3- I’ll be damned, Allen West finds the virus is real.
4- Don't tell me what to do with my body while I tell you what to do with your body.
5- AHHH Kyrie
6- I’m pro-life so go kill yourself, kid.
7- Still the GOAT just listen until the end
8- Marcus Miller is his name
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Boat. |
| 0:23.3 | I want to welcome you to episode 329 of my podcast. |
| 0:28.5 | Who's paying attention? |
| 0:30.6 | That little noise you hear in the background is my giant dog Hulk having a chew. |
| 0:36.9 | Hulk likes to just, you know, chew on various hard objects |
| 0:40.9 | like water buffalo horns or cow hooves. Yeah, that's where he's at now. So he's having a chew. |
| 0:48.3 | I guess it's a good day for the Hulk. Not a good day, not a good week for John Gruden. |
| 0:54.6 | Maybe a good week for the NFL, though. |
| 0:57.1 | As you probably know by now, John Gruden has resigned, and by resigned, I mean, quit to avoid getting fired for his racist, misogynistic, homophobic comments and emails from years past between, |
| 1:15.6 | I guess between 2011 and 2018, he sent out a number of emails with his opinion on anything from |
| 1:24.3 | Michael Sam's, the gay player getting drafted |
| 1:27.6 | to the size of the lips |
| 1:30.8 | of the NFL Players Association president |
| 1:34.1 | to, you know, |
| 1:36.2 | topless photos, I guess, |
| 1:38.0 | some secretly taken, |
| 1:40.2 | and it's nothing creepier |
| 1:41.4 | than taking naked pictures of women |
| 1:43.9 | when they don't know it but |
| 1:45.1 | there are some cheerleaders that they had and just being a being an overall asshole and you know um |
| 1:52.0 | it came out so here is the thing as far as i was you know my first thought was who did he send |
| 1:58.6 | the emails to who who was on the other end of those emails anytime |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.