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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

329: Dug Out Bags

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Ms. Pat has become a Doomsday prepper...and expanded her family again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.

0:01.9

You know I'm here with Dylan Curry as Chris Spangeline.

0:05.7

We just came out of Black History Month so we can officially fuck with Chris again.

0:11.0

Yeah.

0:12.4

Nice to see you all.

0:14.0

What up white boy.

0:19.7

Did you miss me?

0:23.3

It's really hurtful when you guys don't answer my phone calls all of February.

0:27.7

You're trying to hear that shit.

0:32.7

You know February's cut a cracker month.

0:38.1

Cracker Al's month. It's Februaryers cut a crack of all of a month.

0:41.9

Hot chocolate with no marshmallow.

0:43.8

Yeah.

0:48.3

He said smurs with no marshmolulu

0:55.0

just chocolate

0:58.0

I'm not trying to hear that shit

1:01.0

I want that as a ringtone

1:03.0

oh my god

1:05.0

we just fucking with child we love Chris

1:09.0

blackish money.

1:11.8

But that was fucking hilarious.

1:16.1

Oh, hot pack with no marshmallow.

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