328: Pettlefryers

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of the Packdown.
0:02.0	I'm here with Chris Bangal and I'm here with Dion Curry
0:06.0	and we're talking about important shit, right?
0:11.0	Yes, you have a house guest?
0:13.0	Right? Like, we found out...
0:15.0	No, we're talking about your vasectomy that you just got this week.
0:19.0	Oh, I wish.
0:24.6	I'm going to take testosterone the second it happens.
0:29.6	Your wife would kill you if he's...
0:31.6	She would. Chris won't get no pussy.
0:33.6	Then he died.
0:34.6	He's so...
0:35.6	He said, I take him a text, me, cut my mind. was and then he tired.
0:40.9	You said, I take him a sex, me cut my penis off and turn it into a vagina.
0:44.2	I'm tired.
0:45.3	Well, let's not be crazy.
0:50.6	Chris and Caitlin.
0:53.5	I just got to get some sleep.
0:55.2	I haven't slept in three years.
0:57.8	Three years.
0:58.9	What's up, buddy?
1:03.5	Can you say sorry, Daddy for waking you up?
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