329: Bill Belichick’s Main Chick
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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🗓️ 7 May 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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0:00 Popcorn reading, The Edgar, Stephen Hawking
6:00 Bill Belichick
30:23 Noisy hotels, Electric toothbrushes, Bad eating habits
43:04 Bryan Johnson
49:09 100 Men vs 1 Gorilla Fantasy Draft
1:10:40 Ancient behaviors
1:14:18 Sock Talk - Ex girlfriend is now engaged
1:15:15 Sock Talk - I have a balloon fetish
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| 0:00.0 | There's no romance behind how they met. |
| 0:02.0 | So it's not like a fun cutie story. |
| 0:03.0 | Like we locked eyes at a bowling alley. |
| 0:05.0 | She just got a spare and I just got to strike. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah, no. |
| 0:08.0 | And she was to love my life. |
| 0:09.0 | I think it was like, head head, go Brady. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:13.0 | I mean, she's trying to deflate that cop. |
| 0:16.0 | It's too much. |
| 0:18.0 | Popcorn reading? |
| 0:19.0 | Fuck. |
| 0:20.0 | I always picked on the dumb kids. It's too much. Popcorn reading? Fuck. |
| 0:22.7 | I always picked on the dumb kids. |
| 0:23.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.4 | I mean, literally, though. |
| 0:25.2 | If I was a teacher, |
| 0:26.7 | I would be too. |
| 0:28.2 | Fuck with a finger up his nose. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, just to fucking switch my day up. |
| 0:31.6 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:32.9 | I had a fight with my boyfriend. |
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