Hey, that means it's your let's famous Chris from Brooklyn, New York, just wanted to tell you a funny story.

This morning, my boss asked on a internal conference call how we were all dealing with the news and the uncertainty of the election.

And all of a sudden, one of my co-workers just said, alcohol.

And then there was kind of a dead son.

And then again, he said, alcohol.

And finally, someone just said, I'm sorry, do you say alcohol?

And in a titty, he suddenly realized that he was not on mute.

And he said, oh, no, I'm sorry.

I was telling my wife to put alcohol on the bird's hoop on the patio so the dog wouldn't eat it.

And that's just front a lot of joy to my wife on a very challenging day.

So take me to be hanging there and hope there's going to be a winner this week.

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So I'm nervous, but I'm excited at the same time.

So I'm just going to start talking about what I like and hope I get some replies.

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My name is Luke Burbank.

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