#3285 Somewhat-Chalant

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke makes a commitment to do something very brave and life-changing if tonight's election results end in a certain candidate's concession speech. He also spent yesterday hanging out with honest-to-god ligers at an animal sanctuary.

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0:00.0	Do you think people will vote for me?
0:02.0	I guess. I vote for you.
0:05.0	Like, what are my skills?
0:07.0	Well, you have a sweet bike and you're really good at hookin' up with chicks.
0:13.0	Plus, you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
0:17.0	That's true.
0:18.0	If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want.
0:22.0	Thanks.
0:24.0	If I win, you could be my secretary or something.
0:28.0	Sweet!
0:29.0	Plus, I could be your bodyguard, too.
0:32.0	Or like, sick or service captain or whatever.
0:37.0	Okay.
0:38.0	T-B-T-L!
0:43.0	Okay, everyone. I feel like this was a productive meeting.
0:46.0	But before you go, I've got to tell you this joke that I heard on TV last night.
0:50.0	Do you hear the word about the guy couldn't afford personalized plates?
0:53.0	So he went and changed his name to J3L2404.
0:58.0	Yeah, that's a good one.
0:59.0	What kind of disco dance in Nonsense is going on here?
1:02.0	Maybe he saw his reflection and thought...
1:05.0	Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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