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okay now welcome to ladies of london season four episode five martha in the middle oh motha god

just want to say one more time it's funny i meant it like oh my god but i said god as if i was

addressing god but i will address, thank you for this show.

This show is great.

So we start with shots of traffic and it's like, this is Dara, except it says, driving in London.

And now we find out what it's like to drive in London.

And Micah's like, I am a great driver in America.

I am a horrible driver in the UK.

By the way, I don't believe you're a great driver in America.

I believe you drive slowly in the left lane.

I believe that as well.

This is a nice change from the usual housewives teaching my teenager to drive.

And just watching an American try to drive instead.

And it's pretty funny. And she's with a really low-key driving instructor who's just like disgusted

with her. She's like, God. She's like, oh, my God, oh, my God, I keep forgetting the doors on this side.

She's like, oh, God, embarrassing. Awful. Die, please die. How did we lose an entire war against you, morons? This instructor is so polite that she won't even give Micah notes about anything she's doing wrong until afterwards. Like, at one point, Micah nearly like crashes into something. She's like,, oh my God, I almost crashes to something. She's like, oh, yes, I was about to say,

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