#3284 Beast Eastern

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke checks in from Colorado before visiting some of the "Tiger King" tigers. Andrew is relieved his plumbing is fixed but worried about the implications for his garbage duties. Plus, a sculpture in The Netherlands is exactly the right shape for saving a commuter train that plunged off the tracks.

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0:00.0	Six-foot ham sandwich. Okay, that comes with the squirt.
0:04.0	What do you mean, it comes with the squirt?
0:06.0	We have the Italian squirt, the jalapeno squirt, the Parmesan oregano squirt, the roasted garlic
0:11.4	squirt, the limited time yellow squirt, limited time seasonal pumpkin squirt, low-cal
0:15.6	squirt, soy squirt, or a secret surprise squirt.
0:19.0	I'll try the limited time yellow squirt, please.
0:28.0	That's nice.
0:37.0	Can I get a pound and a half of that, please?
0:45.0	I think the pardon. I think the pardon.
0:47.0	I'll try that again.
0:48.0	A man has... Can we just go back to the very start of that?
0:51.0	Can you say apple?
0:53.0	Apple?
0:54.0	Can you say banana?
0:56.0	You want a toe?
0:57.0	I can get your toe. Believe me.
1:00.0	They're ways, dude. You don't want to know about a believing.
1:03.0	Hell, I can get your toe by three o'clock to say afternoon with nail polish.
1:06.0	It's only game. Why do you have to be mad?
1:09.0	Because I used to deduct yourself from the democracy.
1:15.0	All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL.
1:20.0	Here we go again with the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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