#3280 Southern Charm S11E18 Reunion 2 Part Two: No Craig to Stand On
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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This is part 2 of 2
The Southern Charm reunion wraps up this week. The cast tries to explain to Craig that he’s the problem, but he just keeps inserting his key phrase “but they just keep poking at me” and then says that his ChatGPTherapist never correlated his drinking to his rage issues. Hm. Might wanna get a human being to talk to. Or not, because it was a pretty funny episode. Salley stands up for herself against Austen’s slut shaming and becomes the Salley we all knew she could be. Just kidding! She tells him she wants him more than ever and he’ll be a great dad. I CAN’T. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, what happens. |
| 0:04.0 | What happens? |
| 0:05.0 | What much what crap is? |
| 0:07.0 | Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is? |
| 0:11.0 | It's so funny. |
| 0:12.0 | Which what crap is. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, what happens? |
| 0:15.0 | What happens when there's so much that happens? |
| 0:19.0 | Hello and welcome to watch what crap and it's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. How long been many months? Were you guys friends before all this? Um, not a long time. What, like five months? Yeah, maybe a year. Well, you guys throw around the word best friend a lot, but so hard that I fucking hate it. Fucking hate it. Yeah. Well, I know you're not, you're no longer dating, Craig, but are you dating anyone now? And Charlie's like, I am. He's from Boston. |
| 0:55.7 | And Sal was like, he's on Southern Hospitality. Yeah, he works at the club. And it's Justin. |
| 1:01.7 | Justin, the new skis ball on Southern Hospitality. Sal, I mean, Charlie, come on. |
| 1:08.3 | He's actively dating to other women. Yeah, Justin, who just said last week yeah mea she's got a |
| 1:15.3 | really nice pair of personality right and charlie really come on charlie jesus you can do better |
| 1:25.1 | you can do better um You can do better. |
| 1:30.6 | And he's like, great, do you know Justin? |
| 1:33.8 | Yeah, I always say hi to him when he comes in the bar. |
| 1:38.2 | This is a funny thing to say. |
| 1:38.8 | I do know him. I might always say hi to him. |
| 1:40.4 | I think he's sure to make. |
| 1:42.2 | I think he's sure to remind everybody that he's above Justin because Justin's coming into his bar and he's the bar own. Yeah, and Justin. And he's a nice guy. He's a nice guy. He's nice. Well, uh, well, let's say something else. Let's, time to move on. Well, Austin had to tell me in Vegas, by the way, because Charlie and I were still like hanging out. And then finally, Austin sat me down in Vegas. And he was like, dude, whatever she's telling you, that's like not talking, like she's not talking to someone. Like I met him. And he was like, he's real. She brought him to the barn and said, I'm in love. And Charlie's like, I never said I wasn't talking to anyone else. What are you talking about? And he's like, I gave you a lot of chances to tell me the star of the show that you were talking to someone else. They never did. And then Sally was like, Craig, you need to know this. She's talking to two other guys. And then I asked you and you just took me by the hand and you said, I'm not talking to anyone else. I mean, you just said that it was Austin who told you. |
| 2:34.3 | And now you're saying it was Sally who told you. |
| 2:35.7 | Come on. |
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