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Hello Dysfunction

328: The San Francisco Treat

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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0:00.0

Hi, welcome to Hello Disfunction.

0:05.0

Episode 328.

0:23.6

I'm Patafria.

0:24.7

I'm Crystal.

0:26.6

Happy Indigenous People's Day tomorrow.

0:30.7

Yeah.

0:32.0

Yep.

0:32.8

We're a little early.

0:34.2

Our holiday starts today.

0:36.8

We're going to start hanging out with family and stuff today. I'm

0:40.0

looking forward to it. That's going to be fun. Might go live. Yeah, I went live. Did you go live

0:47.4

yesterday? I went live at fucking three o'clock this morning. I'm going to kill you. I know.

0:53.4

But you know what? I went live the other day at regular people hours too. I mean, not about that. You just want to be up that late because you're alone. I know what it is. Because I would want to be awake too at that time so I could just be to myself. Is that what it is? It's your time to shine? No, I just don't. I don't get tired. Then why aren't you drugging yourself to sleep like we talked about? I don't know. I don't know why. Because I'm scared I'm going to like it too much and be dependent on it. No, your schedule is going to get back on a normal schedule.

1:29.0

But that's why I haven't done it.

1:29.6

Because I'm nervous.

1:30.3

I'm worried.

1:31.9

You'll be fine.

1:33.7

I'll be like, oh, I like this feeling.

1:34.8

I'll just give you a couple. I'll take this at fucking 12 noon.

1:36.3

So you don't have, no, you won't.

1:38.4

You'd be too busy during the day.

1:39.9

You'd be having shit to do.

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