327: AC Transit Belt

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Get your Holiday Hangout tickets, old episodes are crazy, Crystal loves dirty bears and grief is weird. Growing up without parents is hard, don’t gamble with Pat, some kids need hit and shoplifting class.

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0:00.0	Hey, just leave it like that.
0:15.0	Just leave it like that.
0:17.0	Hey guys, welcome.
0:23.0	Hi.
0:23.4	Hello dysfunction.
0:24.9	Episode 327.
0:27.5	I'm part of Freya.
0:29.1	I'm Crystal.
0:31.2	I feel like we just did episode 300.
0:34.7	It's crazy how fast time goes, man.
0:36.7	Mm-hmm.
0:38.6	Seriously. I have on my best face today
0:41.2	looks like pepto or something
0:43.8	it does it's not a good look
0:46.0	it's a face mask
0:48.0	what is it um the soap and glory
0:51.6	uh it's by soap and glory it's. It comes in like a pink pot.
0:57.2	It's like a dual pack.
0:58.3	Does it peel or?
0:59.8	Oh, okay.
1:00.5	So it's really good for like my dry ass fucking skin.
1:04.8	And it's like a warning on it.
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