329: Dirty White Gremlin

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Celebs will always let you down, don’t claim to be native unless you have proof, the holiday party is almost here and increase pay for all teachers! Cats speak English, Pat the barber, above average social skills and let’s be ants.

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0:00.0	Good afternoon.
0:24.1	Welcome to Hello Disfunction episode 329.
0:26.0	That's what I was trying to think of.
0:26.5	329.
0:28.4	It's us.
0:29.3	I'm Patifria. I feel like we just did episode 300.
0:34.2	Yeah.
0:35.8	Time is not real because what the fuck.
0:39.3	Yeah.
0:40.3	Sad news, everybody.
0:41.3	I just broke it to her.
0:43.3	Prepare yourselves.
0:45.3	Our favorite sex crime detectives are not the good people.
0:53.3	We thought they were.
0:54.8	They're not hardworking.
0:56.5	They're not saving lives.
0:59.1	They're supporting Israel.
1:03.4	Fuckers.
1:05.2	Say who we're talking about.
1:07.3	Oh.
1:08.1	These detectives that we speak of.
1:13.0	Stabler. Oh. These detectives that we speak of. Stabler.
	...

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