328: The Dear John Episode
Dear Hank & John
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4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2022
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Do bees know what they're doing? Do you worry that you'll run out of thoughts? What is the wildest thing some rando has ever said to you? Can my weekend sleep schedule be different? Why are advertisements so annoying? How do ships traveling at half speed save fuel? What are the implications of a tiny plastic baby? How do you do anything when the world is ending? John Green has answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John Wars. |
| 0:06.6 | I prefer to think of it dear, John and Hank. |
| 0:08.5 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, provide you with dubious advice |
| 0:12.6 | and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and Dave C. Wimbledon, but it's a little |
| 0:16.3 | different this week because Hank is busy doing, you know, 75 of his 76 jobs and so he's |
| 0:22.8 | unavailable. |
| 0:24.0 | My spouse, the lovely Sarah Eurost Green, is on a work trip and the person who was supposed |
| 0:30.0 | to co-host Dear Hank and John with me today has COVID. |
| 0:33.2 | They feel okay, don't worry about them, but they do have COVID. |
| 0:36.8 | So it is a one man band spectacular. |
| 0:41.5 | It is an unprecedented episode of Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:45.1 | It's the dear John episode, the episode that I for one have been waiting for for years |
| 0:50.9 | and years. |
| 0:51.9 | Oh God, I don't know how this is going to go. |
| 0:54.4 | It's going to be challenging for all of us. |
| 0:56.5 | Nobody wanted to be in this situation, but here we are. |
| 1:00.4 | I want to answer your questions. |
| 1:02.3 | I want to provide you with dubious advice and I don't currently have a co-host. |
| 1:07.2 | There will be no dad joke today, by the way. |
| 1:09.8 | That's the first unilateral action that I am taking as your solo advice podcast host. |
| 1:18.0 | We are removing the dad joke just for this week. |
| 1:20.1 | I'm sure Hank will be back with it next week. |
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